I'm really happy with me at the moment, and I think I owe a lot of that to being single. I'm officially raising my standards to a ridiculously high level. Every girl I've dated before has been above and beyond what I felt I deserved or wanted, so I'm mentally constructing a woman of unachievable beauty, intelligence, and badassery, with an ass that is not only bulletproof, but sends incoming missiles into orbit, who won't underestimate the methods of my madness and dump me for someone with a conventional career.
This would be a difficult choice, but I realize that it takes being single for me to be this satisfied with my life. Only perfection will do. The only risk is all the girls who are so damn good at faking it, but usually they go for guys cut from the same cloth.
Inbreeding is gross.
Demand We Were Wolves!!!
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I thought perfection was unattainable because it is based on ideals? A man's ideals will change on a whim which makes your perfect woman only temporarily perfect. Based on the caprice of mankind, I'd think you would either be setting yourself up for a world of solitude or a world of disappointment.
And besides, even the best of asses will sag and dimple with age.
You played a good show tonight.
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