I have an idea. I'm going to make a motivational/instructional film to help everyone with workplace survival. The title- How to Exercise Power You Don't Have

Example scenario- Your boss comes into your work area and starts to criticize your work ethic. You learn to interrupt him, show him how he's being counter-productive, and finish by forcefully ejecting him from your work area.

It'll be riddled with catch phrases to motivate, like "Put your balls where your mouth is, and you'll never have to use your hands" meaning that speaking confidently will help dominate and resolve situations without resorting to physical action.

God, I hope I don't get too lazy to do this!